I have a plan. Accuracy is still pending.
A sharper kind of short
Witty Quotes
A witty line makes its point and leaves before the explanation arrives. These are original, flexible, and safe to use without borrowing a comedian’s material.
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My standards are high; my battery is not.
I believe in balance, especially dessert in both hands.
I am open to feedback during office hours never.
Some call it overthinking. I call it extended research.
I am easygoing in a very specific direction.
Common sense has entered a limited release.
I brought enthusiasm. The details were delayed.
I prefer my chaos alphabetized.
If the shoe fits, check the return policy.
I am not dramatic. The lighting is dramatic.
My backup plan would like a backup plan.